Tilting

This is why I don’t have girlfriends.

At least, why I don’t have a lot of them.

I got caught in a disagreement with another woman on twitter today. Several other women joined in. It started when the first woman, B, posted about a website selling vibrators that had a “video review” that showed a woman performing fellatio on said vibrator. B implied that no woman would want to do that, and another woman, N, agreed with her.

I called them both out, saying that they didn’t know what other women might or might not be into, and not to judge. Which started a shitstorm, not overtly directed at me, but instead directed at each other around me, about how they don’t want to feel bad about judging other people.

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

I happen to know that both of these women are grossly obese, and take offense at fat-shaming, slut-shaming, and woman-blaming. Of course, unless they’re doing it. And this happens with women everywhere.

Listen, if you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. It’s fine if you can’t take it, but if you’re going to be a hypocrite, don’t bother being my friend, because I can’t STAND that shit. Pull up your big girl panties and do unto others blah blah. Because I can pull out the big guns if I want to. I could have unleashed a can of whoopass on both of those women. Shit, N scolded me on twitter once for “judging” a woman who had both slim-fast and swedish fish in her cart, saying I shouldn’t judge people, those swedish fish might be for her kids or something. Jesus, I don’t CARE. I didn’t even think it was anything but ironic. I’m the fat slut who will drink diet coke because it cancels out the cookies. IT’S IRONY.

Anyway, I just hate hypocritical women who are bitches to other women. I don’t care what you do, just don’t be mean to other people and expect me to pretend that it’s okay.