October 2011
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Dear tumblr,
Sapranlos. You’re welcome.
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Eli: (after checking my tumblr post before I post it) I'm just making sure you're not going to embarrass yourself.
Me: What is tumblr for if I'm not embarrassing myself?
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September 2011
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Hi, fetus, I am your parent
fracturedrefuge:
Note: This was written in reaction to the “Mommy, I am your baby” post that is currently circulating around Tumblr. Thought it was about time we hear from the person who is actually self-aware and not just the clump of cells residing inside of them.
Hi, Fetus,
My name is Bria and I am the person whose uterus you are currently residing in. I am 28 years old and I actually...
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wilwheaton:
To all Occupy Wall Street Participants, here is your key to victory
From Reddit, where the comments are also worth reading:
Guys, listen. Here’s the deal.
I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you.
Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis
Seriously. polos and khakis. Every...
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Spell your full name without an...
letsgobackwards:
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pimpinblaine:
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My friend: What are you doing?
Me: Watching British people on the internet.
And in that sentence I summarized my life.
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You're Just As Sane As I Am: Today is Tuesday. →
letsgobackwards:
Therefore, I have class from nine thirty to nine thirty, with about an hour for lunch. Awesomesauce.
It means I’m starving when it’s time to drive home.
My sister and I decided to stop by Burger King. Cheap, gross, good food. Having ordered, the drive-through window guy starts talking about…
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neornithes:
lesserjoke:
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And just like that, I’m a 4.125 gallon donor! (This was my 33rd time donating, and they take a pint of blood each time.)
I seriously urge everyone who is legally allowed to donate blood to do so as regularly as you can, which is once every 8 weeks. It’s quick, it doesn’t hurt or damage you, and your donation really can help save someone’s life. It’s just...
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everyone's watching supernatural and i'm just...
daleksinwonderland:
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Some Quick Random Thoughts as we Near the Finale
Some interesting theories here. Reblogging for future reference.
the13th-doctor:
To everyone who’s refollowed, thanks. Sorry it’s taking so long to get things back up. Once I have everything polished I plan to refollow everyone I was previously following. I want to have a few nice surprises finished first.
Now, some quick thoughts and mad speculation on the current series of Doctor Who.
The...
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jakelikesthis:
Three Deaths
ellenfaith:
There are three deaths. The first is when the body ceases to function. The second is when the body is consigned to the grave. The third is that moment, sometime in the future, when your name is spoken for the last time.
So you wait in this lobby until the third death. There are long tables with coffee, tea, and cookies; you can help yourself. There...
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Here's a simple truth
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thelilnan:
This is printer paper. It’s 20 lbs. Normal quality paper.
And you ever notice how when you try to rip it horizontally, it kind of… diverts?
But then you rip it vertically and it’s pretty much a straight line?
That’s because you’re ripping against and with the grain of the paper. See, paper is made of dried tree pulp, more or less, and the pulp fibers...
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The reason I will never buy an eReader.
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hiimspencer:
This truly breaks my heart
I pledge to read the printed word
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never fucking will. this literally breaks my heart.
I want to smash every e-Reader I see.
Listen, people, e-Readers as a product are not putting bookstores out of business. However, online retailers that sell printed books at a loss...
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OMG
I got financial aid.
