Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
June 2013
A Haiku about my life
Went to go get in
the now-open hot tub; it’s
pouring: God Hates Me
i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch
Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.
i know i did
irritating, isn’t it?
everyone is tagging nsfw but only like 7 people on tumblr even have a job
I have a job but I can’t view tumblr at work so it doesn’t even matter.
anonymous asked: My white office mates talk SO loud. Why don’t white people learn how to use their inside voices?
Might just be white culture.
A haiku about being an adult
Awww shit it’s payday
Let me pay these bills right fast
Fuck, I’m broke again
- mental illness doesnt go away just because you fall in love
- if someone is ill and you want to be in a relationship with them dont expect to cure them
- their disease is not going to disappear so that you can have your happy ending
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
anonymous asked: A person started a conversation with me about how affirmative action causes discrimination against white people in her field of work. Her field of work is law enforcement. Wait, fuck the who???
Weird, it’s so unlike racists to just straight up invent lies about affirmative action.
“If we can’t write diversity into sci-fi, then what’s the point? You don’t create new worlds to give them all the same limits of the old ones.”
—
Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\
I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said.
(via aragingquiet)